{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jul-11 13:44:28 UTC","author_name":"Matthew Lynch (captlynch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/captlynch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/328969","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Isaac B. Notlastname\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> oh boy...erm...*takes out instuction manual and turns to 'troubleshooting' and reads from the questionaire*  Ok...have you experienced anything wierd...for example...your sneezes opening dimensional tears in the very fabric of time and space, muffins spontaniously bursting into existance...randomly exploding or all three"}