{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-14 21:57:27 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3296835","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1069\" class=\"url\" title=\"Extremefurry\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">extremefurry<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm seeing a bloke on his own and an unoccupied playground.  What I'm not seeing is a grown man playing on children's outdoor equipment.  Why aren't I seeing this?"}