{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-14 22:56:43 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3314596","html":"&quot;What is a god to a non-believer?&quot; A serious surprise, I'd imagine. Just picture, you're walking down the street, and then -- there's Thor. Actual, factual, deific Thor. And you're like, &quot;Nah, it's a dude in a costume, NBD.&quot; And you walk up and crack some crappy joke, and suddenly BAM!! <b>Mj\u00f6lnir'd in the <i>face!<\/i><\/b>"}