{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-14 02:11:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3316307","html":"Little did Nancy and her friends know, their parents were hiding a secret.<br \/><br \/>Her mother was horrified upon seeing the battered fedora that her daughter found in her bed; she knew that hat. Sitting down, she told her daughter of a past she tried to forget. That hat belonged to a man called Freddy Kruger, and years ago, he was burned alive, because he was a Nice Guy and everybody got tired of his papayas."}