{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Just a Dude (boombaboom)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-14 11:03:05 UTC","author_name":"Just a Dude (boombaboom)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/boombaboom","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3337214","html":"But mom, I don't want to go to school."}