{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-14 22:24:28 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3339050","html":"Remember, kids, things are bad because there are people out there who can't use them properly! That's why you should never ever use Flash, or code in Java, or write webpages"}