{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-14 23:15:26 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3351937","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Literally only got the thing last sunday, so I guess I have teeth as strong as horses"}