{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-14 03:03:39 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3364050","html":"Top 5 Moments of tonight:<br \/><br \/>5) Reading Spyro the Dragon, Obama, and Hitler fanfiction.<br \/>4) Discussing stereotypes.<br \/>3) @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> threatening to murder us.<br \/>2) @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span>'s war story about blowing up trucks with uranium bullets.<br \/>1) Goat Simulator."}