{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Apr-14 23:57:20 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3369955","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31239\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">clayinthecarpet<\/span><\/a><\/span> That's how I roll. I'm too <span class=\"striket\">awkward<\/span> awesome to make friends."}