{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sam Sutherland (sleumas2000)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-14 09:56:13 UTC","author_name":"Sam Sutherland (sleumas2000)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/sleumas2000","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3377216","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ty\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well darling, that simply can't do. I have standards you know. We don't want people thinking you're just another common 'Jane Doll' except obviously not, because you are a boy, but anyway, I just can't allow it (Imagine this is being read in rarity's voice)"}