{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Apr-14 21:38:28 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3396258","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32476\" class=\"url\" title=\"Blackjack SECURITY\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">security<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wow, that sucks. If I couldn't use my laptop I'd probably finish all my work in half the time but I would have the hilarity of the internet with me."}