{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Sunday, 27-Apr-14 02:05:19 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3399286","html":"Dad: &quot;the internet isn't going fast enough where it's plugged in at I'm going to move it&quot;<br \/>me: &quot;I'm getting five bars on the wifi&quot;<br \/>&quot;Yes but that doesn't mean it's going fast&quot;<br \/>&quot;I checked on speedtest and it's going above advertised speeds&quot;<br \/><br \/>urgh"}