{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"William (awlderpy)'s status on Friday, 02-May-14 03:48:11 UTC","author_name":"William (awlderpy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awlderpy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3404911","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rarity\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">rarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> wait; Hank Hill didn't like it ergo it <i>isn't<\/i> American. Damnit my attempts to assimilate have failed, yet again."}