{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 06-May-14 21:53:23 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3409963","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29531\" class=\"url\" title=\"Meloetta's Stalker\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">randomwonderbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> Your dignity will infinitely decrease to the point where it goes all the way out the other side of the earth and is pulled back to you by attraction."}