{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"nan's status on Friday, 09-May-14 19:48:05 UTC","author_name":"nan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3412404","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Laika\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh, ehm, you don't have the minimum required amount of sexyness that is set by today's society to be accepted by others."}