{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 01:18:15 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417606","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"that guy you hate\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">ninjaperson<\/span><\/a><\/span> You would be in my town, yup. Everybody owns Beats and plays Facebook games on their iMacs while facetiming from their iPhone and drinking Starbucks coffee. It's the whitest place I've ever been in my life. A lot of the teenagers here try to act &quot;ghetto&quot;, but I'm certain they wouldn't survive a night in an actual ghetto."}