{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 01:23:56 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417618","html":"There was also a terrorist who lived across the street from my elementary school and was arrested for trying to bomb a train in DC. But I guess that's what happens when most of the residents in your town have a government job."}