{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 02:16:31 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417719","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32538\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">daringdave<\/span><\/a><\/span> Maybe you two would be better off as friends then, as you could still spend time together but you don't have to worry about her cheating on you."}