{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 02:18:37 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417724","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've had the ultimatum method work for me before, but I've left a girl once because of how promiscuously she was behaving."}