{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 02:22:58 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417739","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32538\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">daringdave<\/span><\/a><\/span> Better than having a girl who won't stop going off with some other guy. I'd honestly rather be a single guy who isn't getting cheated on."}