{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 02:40:34 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3417778","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32538\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dave\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">daringdave<\/span><\/a><\/span> Hey, look, I know stuff like this is difficult, believe me. I'm still having trouble finding a guy or gal right for me. And, admittedly, that may be through my own faults. I can do and say a lot of boneheaded things sometimes! But yeah, I've blown more chances than I can count. So why do I keep going? Because I know that somewhere out there, there's a nice artist woman waiting for me. There are seven billion people on the planet. One of them is for you."}