{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 14-May-14 22:20:25 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3419139","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1975\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scoot\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scoot<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, please, I only did as was prophecy foretold! &quot;And and on the final day of inactivity, thou shalt break apart the heavens with thine holy words of undergarments!&quot;"}