{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Friday, 16-May-14 00:33:31 UTC","author_name":"that guy you hate (somedude)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/somedude","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3420749","html":"I threw a can at someone during school and yelled "Alah is life, Alah du ackbard" turns out the kid was Muslim, so he just threw a can back at me, I now have a new friend"}