{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-14 16:11:41 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3423938","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2126\" class=\"url\" title=\"Meloetta\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">meloetta<\/span><\/a><\/span> I picked up a hammer that was randomly lying on the ground and somebody came up to me and said &quot;Hey Matt, can I have that hammer?&quot; I told them no and they said &quot;Fine, I'll have to take it by force!&quot; They then took the hammer out of my hands and started beating me with it."}