{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-14 01:06:37 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3427753","html":"I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof. <b>*ba dum tss*<\/b> <span class=\"smallt\">(I tried)<\/span>"}