{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-14 01:22:46 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3432016","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31936\" class=\"url\" title=\"Just a Dude\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">boombaboom<\/span><\/a><\/span> Your muscle type and bone structure are unfit for that, even if you get wings. Despite our utter disregard for our limitations, we're land animals. Having airborne capabilities as a default would make our bodies unfit for most activities we do regularly."}