{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Sunday, 25-May-14 18:05:11 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3432893","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"William\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awlderpy<\/span><\/a><\/span> I've tried that. Sufficient intelligence can't be maintained in an Equine brain once the spell has completed, so it'd be tantamount to suicide."}