{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"William (awlderpy)'s status on Tuesday, 27-May-14 03:22:54 UTC","author_name":"William (awlderpy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awlderpy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3435347","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"The Black Baron\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> For some reason I always imagined you having it on a sling, carrying on your back like the Shoveler from Mystery Men but much more badass."}