{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 06-Jun-14 05:57:49 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3449019","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thewaifutyphoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> The rapier is actually a far superior weapon, since the machete isn't made to fight, but my burning and passionate #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nohomo\" rel=\"tag\">nohomo<\/a><\/span> will grant me vidtory"}