{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am best poni (foxgopher)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-14 03:55:59 UTC","author_name":"I am best poni (foxgopher)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/foxgopher","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3455082","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> I didn't really stab myself, just sliced it real good. So I mean I just dropped it and ran into the bathroom and started running water over it while my sister got my parents who I imagine had a &quot;not this again&quot; moment."}