{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Monday, 09-Jun-14 03:56:59 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3455084","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brayden\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> My uncle is a carpenter and he once got into an accident where he lost part of his ring and middle fingers on his left hand. So he has normal sized index and pinky fingers with two nubs in between and would always freak me out as a kid by putting his two outer fingers on a table and still be able to move his inner fingers forwards and backwards."}