{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 02-Aug-11 14:24:45 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/345704","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2678\" class=\"url\" title=\"Crazy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">commodorecrazycommanderofthe1stroyalbrigadeofspiceracksandcheese<\/span><\/a><\/span> Or, as I suggested there, they could get Uwe Boll to direct, thusly guaranteeing a grade A pile of steaming manure."}