{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Silver Line (silverline)'s status on Friday, 13-Jun-14 00:17:27 UTC","author_name":"Silver Line (silverline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3461581","html":"My wife asked me why I carry my rifle around the house. "The danged Decpeticons" was my immediate answer. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, good times."}