{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Silver Line (silverline)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jun-14 16:29:48 UTC","author_name":"Silver Line (silverline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/silverline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3467497","html":"3 fathers were in the delivery waiting room while their wives were giving birth. the doctor came out to the first father and said "sir, your wife just gave birth to twins!" the man responded "that's ironic. I work for the Minnesota Twins!" the doc looked at the second husband and said "sir, your wife just gave birth to triplets!" "incredible," he responded, "since I work for 3M!" the third husband, hearing this, promptly passed out. when he came to, the doctor was standing over him. "what happened?" he asked. the man, terrified, said "I work for 7Up!!!""}