{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 28-Jun-14 23:15:44 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3492078","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, you could have Meep drive them to the hospital because Kermit has mistakenly eaten C4 Cookies which were left behind my the Sesamy Street Mob for Cookie Monster. And then the car flips suddenly and... .... ....... .......... Yea you are on your own, I think I am drunk"}