{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Floofi Floof Von Floof (thefloofiest)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Jul-14 02:02:57 UTC","author_name":"Floofi Floof Von Floof (thefloofiest)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thefloofiest","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3496891","html":"You know what's weird and slightly frustrating to me?<br \/>I can grow kiwiles everywhere but my face.<br \/>I want cute face-murdockles, but all I get are neck, arm and leg mangoesles. .3."}