{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 04-Jul-14 22:00:43 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3503374","html":"&quot;You have been sexually harassing me since the very first day of class.&quot;<br \/>&quot;Sexually harassing? What? That makes no sense to me; why would I harass somebody who turns me on?&quot;"}