{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Friday, 04-Jul-14 23:35:10 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3503919","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Boring Rainbow Horse Site Jesus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm gonna tell you what I just posted on Facebook:<br \/>&quot;I'm being a TRUE AMERICAN tonight. Pabst Blue Ribbon, being a weeaboo, and sitting on my ass. Does it get anymore American than that?<br \/><br \/>Maybe if I had a hamburger.&quot;"}