{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-14 05:43:44 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3510415","html":"The creative geniuses at Mattimation and some other party, depending on who wants to program this horrible game for me, presents: RDN Mystery Dungeon! What if you woke up one day and you were on a horse site? Play as all of your favorite RDNers, with actual one-liners from the website, such as &quot;Soarin's crotch looks weird,&quot; &quot;(mooning)&quot;, &quot;XD&quot;, &quot;-_-&quot;, and &quot;leaving doesn't make the stupid go away&quot;. RDN Mustery Dungeon: coming to a server near you!"}