{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 07-Jul-14 10:37:31 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3510682","html":">running from guards
>gnome bard knows he can't outrun human guards
>ducks into nook and hides
>DM: "Make a Hide check."
>gnome: "I'd rather disguise myself as a lamp."
>DM: "Heh. Fine, roll it."
>gnome rolls a 2 on his d20, plus about another 9 or 10 from his skill bonus
>gnome: "I start to say "I'm a lamp" to assist my disguise."
>DM: "Oh, ffs. fine. Roll Bluff."
>gnome gets a solid 12 to 15 total. not bad for level 3
>guards come past
>DM rolls their Spot & Sense Motive
>DM laughs: mangoesing dammit. perfect.
>Guard 1: "Hey what's that over in that nook?
>Guard 2: "I don't know. I think it's a lamp."
>Guard 3: "Yeah, it's a lamp."
>Guard 1: "Oh, okay."
>all of us: "...seriously?"
>DM: "They all got Nat 1's, dudes. On both rolls.""}