{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Thursday, 04-Aug-11 01:12:53 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/351464","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1395\" class=\"url\" title=\"JD\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bentokitty<\/span><\/a><\/span> you kidding? I've had an android for months, dropped it at LEAST 3 times, and barely even scratched. Android's better."}