{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jul-14 14:57:51 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3518759","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/21008\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jamster\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">jamster<\/span><\/a><\/span> &gt;how to learn guitar in 3 easy steps<br \/>&gt;1: don't<br \/>&gt;2: learn wonderwall<br \/>&gt;3: get chicks"}