{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-14 22:04:01 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3528235","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt Imation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> yeah because god forbid you don't carry 300,000 bottle caps and 1,000 pounds worth of paper bills on you"}