{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jul-14 22:24:15 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3528295","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thewaifutyphoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, I have a friend born to two very overweight parents and has a low metabolism, so even when he works really hard he has a really high base weight. But he doesn't use that as an excuse and still trims his beard to look orderly, showers, and always wear clean clothes. Although I'm sorry I offended you, I really didn't mean to and I guess was speaking sporadically. I hope this doesn't put a spoke between us."}