{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jul-14 13:42:38 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3536836","html":"People are all the times complaining that we never see Jack Bauer take a dump (and, really, why would you <i>want<\/i> to?) but no-one ever seems to make the same criticism of Pharrell Williams and 'Happy'."}