{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"cb's status on Thursday, 17-Jul-14 14:12:25 UTC","author_name":"cb","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cb","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3536864","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mashed Potato Jones\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> ohhh.  well, i don't think that would make for good television, honestly."}