{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jul-14 08:55:40 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3543111","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32911\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cody Willis\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">voxxxrebel<\/span><\/a><\/span> Shakira's not a band; she's just one woman."}