{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Thursday, 04-Aug-11 22:53:05 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/354674","html":"SO ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A LUNA AND A BIG MAC. MAC SAID, "I LIKE HOW YOU EAT COTTON CANDY WE SHOULD GO OUT". AND LUNA JUMPED UP INTO THE AIR AND THEN THEY KISSED. THE END."}