{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 00:00:32 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/354904","html":"Okay, so I'm just walking along, and suddenly, RAINBOW DASH. And I'm like "WTF?" and she's all "WTF?" and then we made out. It was hot. The end."}