{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Kyle Griesbach (plausocks)'s status on Friday, 05-Aug-11 02:14:56 UTC","author_name":"Kyle Griesbach (plausocks)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/plausocks","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/355204","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1381\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lucas Hakes\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">prison<\/span><\/a><\/span> made me swag uncontrollably in my pants after giving me the biggest wingbananas ever... I'm told this is normal o.o"}